EVAN'S NIGHT...IN HIS OWN WORDS

Went to pick up Joel at friends house, found out he lost one lens out of his glasses. Found lens after tearing couch apart, which homeowners had done already, twice. Took kids to go get Christmas tree, place where we were going to buy tree is closed. Went to IGA, got Christmas tree, tie rod end broke on truck in IGA parking lot. Left truck. Got ride home from IGA. Tried to find Christmas tree stand. Tore apart bunkhouse, feed shed and lean too. Could not find it. Found dead chicken that got stuck in a tube instead. Went to Pamida to buy new tree stand, they sold out yesterday. Got home and discovered Gunner had tore his ear open and proceeded to bleed all over the place, and shake his head violently so that blood covers house, windows, clothes, deck, etc.... Get bleeding to stop and Gunner then proceeds to shake head violently to cause bleeding again.... all over deck, siding, window, clothes, etc..... Try looking for Christmas tree stand in basement, proceed to knock over box full of glass jars which break on concrete floor. Go back out to look for Christmas tree stand in bunkhouse, feed shed, lean too. Did not find it there. Went back into basement, cleaned up broken glass and proceeded to look for stand. Found stand buried in back corner of "storage area". Set up tree in found stand. Tree frozen, kids can't decorate until it thaws..... Went back out to find Gunner bleeding all over everything again. By this time he has lost enough blood that he does not shake head violently, proceeded to wrap ear with guaze. Split some firewood for the wood burner, found a splitting maul that is not mine leaning against the fence by horse tank. Wood splits nice when it is -15 degrees. Now Gunner is scratching on the door.... truck is still in IGA parking lot, if no one has stolen it...